Nadine Dorries... Again

If ever there were a missed opportunity for abortion, Nadine Dorris MP must be a front runner for said prize.

Here she is again. Wonderfully ripped to shreds apart by Unity.... again. Oh, and Il Diablo. And Bookdrunk. Solid work from three of the blogosphere's best and brightest.

One must give this horrific cunt a round of applause for her unbelievable audacity:

When on TV, It’s ok to argue your point as hard as you wish, and to use evidence and statistics to back that point up.

It’s not ok to lie.

So why do you tell lies then you useless harridan? I see that she puts in a useful caveat ''When on TV...'. So presumably it is ok to lie on her blog, in newspapers, on radio shows, in daily conversation, in Parliament...

RS

Tory Oafery and Yorkshire tightness

Who said Yorkshire folk were tight? Giving him ten bob for that...

Whilst a little boy in Yorkshire is wondering ''wouldn't I have got a lot more if I'd just robbed t' bank?' Hugo Swire MP has been making an arse of himself.

Internet service providers should offer a two-tier system, with users able to pick content suitable for adults or children, a Tory MP has said.

Hugo Swire said the "default" setting would be for children, with a password or PIN needed for unfiltered material.

A Whitehall department should create a blacklist of unsuitable sites, he said.

Fuck off. Who decides what is 'suitable content'? Vernon Croaker? Get to fuck. Jack Straw? After his frankly terrifying views on the nature of liberty let us hope not. Whilst I agree that we should protect kiddiwinks, let us not countenance the idea that patrolling the mainstream internet should be government controlled.

RS

Glass Houses

Cameron has had great fun with the illegal donations scandal and has regularly given Cyclops a bit of a beating in the Commons.

It seems that the Witney Conservative Association has admitted to receiving invalid donations. Unlike the Labour Party, however, they have forfeited their donation.

Has there been any movement on Labour's money being paid to the general fund? Or giving it back to the proxy donor? Or, indeed, Mr. Abrahams himself?

RS

Tintin's Travels

Last week, the Tories glorious leader was in Rwanda learning about poor people, keeping his feet dry and avoiding wrath of the good people of Witney who, apparently, cannot suffer a crisis without their play-dough faced MP to lend a hand (presumably they expected the great leader to part the Severn.

This week, presumably because the heat is being turned up a bit in the Westminster Village, Cameron is off to Afghanistan. I've often thought that rustic charms of Helmand province make it the best spot to go to get away from all your troubles, and Camerons seems to agree.

What interested me about this article, however, was this little snippet:

His trip comes a week after Foreign Secretary David Miliband visited Afghanistan and Pakistan.

Mr Cameron's plan to also include Pakistan was dropped because of concerns about security.

Isn't that funny? It is safe enough to send Batfink Miliband to Pakistan but not to send Mummy's Special Soldier...

RS

Treachery

Apparently, Quentin Davies has defected to Labour.

I particularly liked this bit.

''Under your leadership the Conservative Party appears to me to have ceased collectively to believe in anything, or to stand for anything. It has no bedrock. It exists on shifting sands. A sense of mission has been replaced by a PR agenda''

And he's joining New Labour? Absolutely priceless.

RS

Goldie

Unfortunately, this appears to only be in the print edition but for you, dear reader, I have typed this from today's Glasgow Herald:

''Goldie abseiled 13ft off a giant climbing frame in an Edinburgh shopping centre before claiming the Conservatives were the only party focusing on "bread and butter issues". To emphasise her point, Ms Goldie also sliced a loaf of bread"

Well, there you go!

RS