Carrying on the Greek's Good Work... as he is off cavorting in Ireland...
When will Polly realise - he's just not the sort of man you thought he was.
You thought he was a god but he is merely a mortal full of flaws.
He is like that handsome bit of fluff that you see at the Labour Conference, Polly, but he isn't handsome at all... rather it is the sherry goggles that have distorted a plain, bland man into something worth getting excited over.
He is the man you take back to your room imagining hour upon hour of glorious lovemaking, a sexual beast capable of giving you orgasm after orgasm - each better, more intense and enjoyable than the last but, when the lights are off, he is no such thing. He is simply a pump-pump squirt. He, like Nick Clegg, has received many complaints over his technique.
RS
When business calls, the clunking fist turns into a wee tim'rous beastie - May 2nd 2008
Stop tinkering, Gordon. Be bold, and show whose side you are really on - April 25th 2008
This buffeted prime minister must stop scrambling at every puff of wind - April 11th 2008
Now Brown can rediscover his natural political fire - January 1st 2008
Balls's bold plan to end child poverty could revive Labour - December 11th 2007
Labour must go on the offensive to get out of this vortex of failure - November 30th 2007
Be bold: show us the red thread running through your policies - November 9th 2007
Now the crisis is over, ditch the muzzle of consensus - October 9th 2007
A conviction politician, but where, Gordon, is the edge? - September 25th 2007
Now Brown must show exactly why he was so impatient to take control - September 21st 2007
It's a truly decent, clever team - but now they must excite - June 29th 2007
High risk can yield high rewards. Brown's real enemy is over-caution - June 22nd 2007
Finally ministers are free to say the rich are too bloody rich - May 18th 2007
Just imagine what might be, if only Labour dared - December 26th 2006
Brown's intellect is beyond doubt. Now he must show political genius - December 8th 2006
Blair's party is crying out for Gordon the Viking - March 21st 2006
When will Polly realise - he's just not the sort of man you thought he was.
You thought he was a god but he is merely a mortal full of flaws.
He is like that handsome bit of fluff that you see at the Labour Conference, Polly, but he isn't handsome at all... rather it is the sherry goggles that have distorted a plain, bland man into something worth getting excited over.
He is the man you take back to your room imagining hour upon hour of glorious lovemaking, a sexual beast capable of giving you orgasm after orgasm - each better, more intense and enjoyable than the last but, when the lights are off, he is no such thing. He is simply a pump-pump squirt. He, like Nick Clegg, has received many complaints over his technique.
RS
When business calls, the clunking fist turns into a wee tim'rous beastie - May 2nd 2008
Stop tinkering, Gordon. Be bold, and show whose side you are really on - April 25th 2008
This buffeted prime minister must stop scrambling at every puff of wind - April 11th 2008
Now Brown can rediscover his natural political fire - January 1st 2008
Balls's bold plan to end child poverty could revive Labour - December 11th 2007
Labour must go on the offensive to get out of this vortex of failure - November 30th 2007
Be bold: show us the red thread running through your policies - November 9th 2007
Now the crisis is over, ditch the muzzle of consensus - October 9th 2007
A conviction politician, but where, Gordon, is the edge? - September 25th 2007
Now Brown must show exactly why he was so impatient to take control - September 21st 2007
It's a truly decent, clever team - but now they must excite - June 29th 2007
High risk can yield high rewards. Brown's real enemy is over-caution - June 22nd 2007
Finally ministers are free to say the rich are too bloody rich - May 18th 2007
Just imagine what might be, if only Labour dared - December 26th 2006
Brown's intellect is beyond doubt. Now he must show political genius - December 8th 2006
Blair's party is crying out for Gordon the Viking - March 21st 2006
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Is it worth a post on him?
Thank you, I had no idea that The Guardian ( rag of my youth, uuuh!!! Oh Poleeee ! ) had become such a ragbag of PC acceptable niceties.
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